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fuckyeahdementia:

i’m fine, i’ve always had a plan

apparently he’s on Charlie Sheen

I would love to marry this man… oh yeah, that’s right.

(Source: mr-president, via tooory)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

This is beyond true.

(via party-n-bullshit)

pretty much sums up the whole ‘net.

(via zzaps)

(via odinw)

wolfmama:

“Also known as frozen smoke, Aerogel is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can apparently withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence.

want

(via tan3lewis)

(via daily-tumbles)

death-by-lulz:

Something else: You gonna fuck on me?

(Source: phoolish.com, via tan3lewis)

flyinghellfish:

lawl

godtroll

(Source: rawandreckless, via travieso)

(Source: light-on-my-heaart, via homicidaltendencies)

thefirstdaysofspring:

thealphabetsoup:

yerawizardharry:

These 9 drawings were done by an artist under the influence of LSD as part of a test conducted by the US government in the late 1950’s. The artist was given a dose of LSD 25 and free access to an activity box full of crayons and pencils. His subject was the medic.

(via mcnugget/sofapizza)

hm, where did I leave my lsd?

(Source: stone-cold-hearted, via nicoledominguez)

humorlessfeminist:

Patriarchy: ‘He loved women’
Translation: ‘He fucked a lot of women’

Patriarchy: ‘You’re a feminazi/ bitch/ dyke/ delusional woman/ whore/ desperate for a fuck’
Translation: ‘I am threatened by your argument and am scared of you and it’

Patriarchy: ‘Smile, love!’
Translation: ‘Why are you not deferential to my masculinity?’

Patriarchy: ‘I’m not being racist/ sexist/ hetrosexist/ agist, but…’
Translation: ‘I’m about to say something racist/ sexist/ hetrosexist/ agist and I don’t want to be called on it’

Patriarchy: ‘feminists are humourless’
Translation: ‘feminists don’t laugh at my jokes about rape and violence’

Patriarchy: ‘you’re delusional’
Translation: ‘I can’t attack your argument, so I’ll have to attack you’

Patriarchy: ‘if we didn’t have prostitution/ pornography there’d be more rape’
Translation: ‘if we don’t get exactly what we want, you’ll pay for it’

Patriarchy: ‘you’re too emotional’
Translation: ‘this issue only hurts women, so why get upset?’

Patriarchy: ‘it’s natural’
Translation: ‘if I say it enough times, that makes it true!’

So much love for this. <3

(Source: octagon-surgeon, via esquandolas)

I suppose this is a lolchicken

(Source: thefrogman)